THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism, via laughcentre)
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I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
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i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
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he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
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who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
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i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
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